Crime Scene Investigation

Case:  Jill "aggie" Agresta vs. Olive Agresta-Plant

Plaintiff: Jill Agresta

Defendant: Olive Agresta-Plant

Plaintiff, Jill Agresta, is officially filing a domestic disturbance complaint with the defendant, Olive Agresta-Plant.   The plaintiff claims that when she arrived home after a 10 hour workday and an hour swim workout, she found one of her lovely Bed, Bath and Beyond Ottomans chewed and ripped apart.

Evidence #1:

"The defendant had ottoman stuffing around her mouth and "looked guilty," said the Plaintiff.  Since the local police can't charge someone, or something in this case, with a crime based on that logic, they decided to show the Plaintiff a line up.

Suspect #1:  The 1 eyed butt monkey.  While butt monkey was at the scene of the crime, he denies any wrongdoing. 

Suspect #2: Humphrey the Camel.  While the blind camel looks a little dodgy (don't ask him about it, he's a bit scarred from being chewed on for 6 years), he also claims innocence.

Suspect #3: Olive Agresta-Plant.  Now tell me that little furry face doesn't say "I'm guilty! Yes, it was me!  You left me alone for so long and I apparently acquired severe separation anxiety!  All I wanted to do was get into the living room and sleep on the coach."

After reviewing all the evidence and questioning all the subjects, the court has no other option but to rule unanimously in fave of the Plaintiff.  Olive Agresta-Plant, what you did was unforgivable.  Please pay the plaintiff $75 for a replacement.

UGHHHHH!  In the 6 years I've had Olive, she's never, ever, EVER done anything like this.  I'm kinda getting to my wits end with her.  Tomorrow, she's being punished by being gated in the kitchen where she can't do anything too bad, unless she can scale 4 foot counter tops.

Hope you enjoyed my non-tri related post..... but I gotta get some tri talk in here somewhere.  Sooooo..... I "accidentally" swam 3500 yards tonight.  Now, how exactly does one do this?  I know it's quite daunting to swim 3500 yards when it's scheduled, but doing it by accident? Really Jill??  Yes, when I typed out my workout, I typed in an extra set of 2x300 PULL N/S & 2x50 FAST.  I was wondering why it was taking me so long to swim 2800 yards!  When I realized, I pulled a Homer Simpson, smacked my forehead and said DOH!  Well, the good news is that I swam the 3500 yards almost 3 minutes faster than the last one.  Sweet.